Grindr Unwrapped 2024: You Voted, We Unwrapped
Babes, the spreadsheets are in, the twink we keep locked in IT has emerged, and the data he’s shown us is hornier than ever. Grindr Unwrapped 2024 is here, and it’s waiting for you to take it in.
This year’s verdict: y’all have been busy. Millions of you hammering the switchboards, lining up dick appointments, and unlocking private albums with reckless abandon. Your thumbs deserve a standing ovation—or maybe just a night off—but knowing you, they’ve already penciled in more cardio for midnight.
In 2024, you didn’t just log on—you went feral. 130 billion chats, 10 billion taps, and 2 billion private albums. That’s not flirting, that’s foreplay on a global scale. Somewhere, a data server is fanning itself. And us? We’re clapping. With one hand. The other… well, let’s just say your energy is contagious.
Grindr Unwrapped 2024 is a look into how you connected, kinked, and crowned your queens this year. We surveyed over 10,000 of you on the moments that defined 2024. From the gay gasp heard around the world to the babygirl who had you in a chokehold—we saw it all.
Here are a few of our favorite 2024 stats:
- Most Popular Tag Searched: Hung.
- Highest Percentage of Open Relationships: South Korea
- Sex Position of the Year: Missionary (25%).
- Gay Gasp of the Year: Olympic French Pole Vaulter.
- Mother of the Year: Charli XCX.
Want to know which country is hoarding hung tops? Where femme bottoms reign supreme? Or why one congresswoman delivered the Best Read of the Year? It’s all here.
And if you’re wondering how you and millions of others left your mark on Grindr history, the full report is waiting for you in your inbox and at www.grindr.com/unwrapped. But let’s get one thing straight: this report is all in good fun, so don’t come for us—unless we say you can 😘
To our users: You’re our horny heroes of the year. Now go break some more b̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ records for 2025.