They’ll Have You Seeing Stars: The Freakiest Zodiac Signs

Your zodiac sign is determined by the position of the stars and planets at the exact time you’re born. If our experiences talking to twinks at the bar are anything to go off of, many people believe this informs much of your personality (and even your destiny).

But how much do the celestial bodies affect your body count?

Gays and horoscopes go hand-in-hand; how often has the phrase “He’s SUCH a Scorpio” been uttered at a brunch? But is there any merit to this? Are Scorpios freaky? Or is Matthew just too many mimosas deep and being esoteric for the sake of it (again)?

Even if it’s anecdotal, there is some pretty curious evidence that some star signs might have a sexier streak. But where do you fall on the spectrum of the most sexually active zodiac signs?

Born to be wild: The freakiest zodiac signs

Let’s take a stroll through the sky and the heavens to determine the horniest zodiac sign so you know who to tap when you’re looking to see gawd. We’re ranking them by which zodiac sign is the best in bed — especially when it comes to the extra freaky stuff.

12. Capricorn

Capricorns can be undoubtedly sexy, but their analytical and straightforward nature doesn’t always lend itself to doing the deed. The practicality means they’ll generally gravitate toward repeating whatever method is proven to work. That’s not a bad thing, but it’s not necessarily the freakiest tendency, either.

11. Pisces

It’s not that Pisces don’t love sex; it’s that they prefer sensuality and intimacy over all else. And you can absolutely have one without the other. Since freaky sex doesn’t always emphasize the Pisces’ emotional side, it won’t be as appealing to them as it might be to other zodiac signs.

10. Aquarius

Despite the watery name, Aquarians don’t necessarily have a reputation for getting wet and wild. They certainly can; it’s just not the first thing you think about them. But their penchant for having an open mind and pleasing their partners means they’re probably willing to try something new.

9. Gemini

This zodiac sign takes “i can be your angle….or yuor devil” to new heights. Known for having a lot of duality in their personality, Geminis do love themselves some good sex. But the freak factor isn’t always off the charts; they’re better known for loving kissing (and talking).

8. Virgo

That’s right: Virgos are not the lowest-ranked entry on this list. The name is a bit of a misnomer; Virgos generally love sex, even if they get anxious or in their heads about it. Once they feel like they can come out of their shell, though? You’re in for a treat.

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7. Libra

Libra is about balance in everything, so it makes sense they fall smack dab in the middle of our list. Libras always look to tip the scales and switch things up when dating someone new. They’re also big fans of foreplay once you encourage them to break free from their occasionally timid nature.

6. Sagittarius

Sagittarius is the first of the three fire signs, which are all within the top six (of course). These guys naturally know how to seduce just as well as they know how to chase. However, they do sway a bit silly in bed. But that might be a boon if you’re getting freaky; someone who doesn’t take things too seriously can be refreshing.

5. Cancer

Once you’ve established trust with your Cancer partner, they’re putty in your hands. They’ll go to great lengths to keep their lovers satisfied and are notably passionate and curious in bed. Freaky isn’t the first word to describe a Cancer, but if you want them to be, they’re happy to oblige.

4. Taurus

If you’re wondering which male zodiac sign is the best in bed, Taurus lovers rank pretty high — provided you practice patience. Master that, and you’re getting the full sensory experience.

Taurean partners are very in touch with their senses and feelings. They can use that to their advantage in the bedroom, especially with foreplay. Taurus lovers are also known for trying new things — another reason they’re one of the freakier astrological signs.

3. Aries

Aries individuals are known for having tons of energy to expend, and they’ll often use it for passionate love-making. They crave excitement and thrive within relationships that value sex.

They could have easily ranked higher if it wasn’t for their inconsistency; Aries sun signs are a bit more erratic in matters of love and sex. You might find that hot and cold nature a turn-off.

2. Leo

Surprising literally no one, Leo ranks incredibly high on the list thanks to their desire to show off and natural inclination towards sexuality. They’re usually so sex-minded that even a loving relationship without pleasurable sex won’t keep them engaged.

Leos are fearless with their freakier side, but you can easily bring this out of a more timid Leo if you give them the right kind of attention — and a lot of it.

1. Scorpio

What is the freakiest zodiac sign? Well, It turns out Matthew was right (again); Scorpios take the top spot as the freakiest of the bunch. Scorpios are fiery and intense, and they love a good full-body thrill. They’re also not ones to kiss and tell, making them an excellent candidate if you want to crank up the freak factor but struggle to trust your partners.

Destined to be dicked down

Where do the stars align on your nasty natal chart? Do you resonate with your zodiac’s rank on this list? Or will you defy fate and take life by the literal and metaphorical balls? Either way, remember that the only one who decides how much of a hot and sexy freak you are is you — not an astrology app.

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