Whorescopes: GRINDR PICK-UP LINES
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Welcome to a special edition of Whorescopes. This Scorpio szn, in honor of the Scorpi-Ho of the zodiac, we’re showing off each zodiac sign’s signature Grindr pick-up line. Oh it’s about to get down right cosmic in here.
Scorpio
Scorpio szn is all about being…direct.
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Sagittarius
Playing hard to get is for chumps.
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Capricorn
When a Capricorn tells you something, they mean it.
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Aquarius
An artist always recognizes a great canvas.
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Pisces
In the game of love, Pisces trust their instincts.
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Aries
Great taste sets the ram’s heart aflame.
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Taurus
The fastest way to a man’s heart? The anus.
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Gemini
The twins have two minds about everything, even their hookups.
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Cancer
Deny the sensitive crab and they’ll fall even deeper for you.
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Leo
Make sure you pay your respects to the regal lion…or else.
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Virgo
Virgo’s turn-ons include: cash, check or credit card.
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Libra
Libras love to show their gratitude.
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