Queer and Clever: 30 Gay Pickup Lines to Slay the Gayme

How’s your flirt game? If you’re looking for a rizz-laden icebreaker to secure more hookups, you might want to try the classic pickup line.

Sure, some pickup lines can be cheesy and eye-roll-inducing. But with the right delivery, that smarminess is part of the fun. The point isn’t always to say the “right” thing but the interesting or sexy thing, showing off your personality in a playful way. You can even sprinkle in some sexual innuendo, depending on how you want things to shake out.

But what if cleverness is not your strong suit? We get it; words is hard. Let us be your wingman so you can land yourself a catch, whether for one night or the rest of your life.

30 of the best gay pickup lines

So what are “gay” pickup lines anyway? What makes them different from their straight counterparts? Well, if you ask us, they’re sometimes wittier, sometimes dirtier, and usually more than just a little flirtatious. Out of all the potential phrases you could type out to that hottie down the street, we’ve found 30 of the best openers. They’re certainly more spiritually substantial than “heyyy.”

Already spoken for? Add some spice to your relationship by throwing one of these lines your partner’s way. It could be a sexy text convo waiting to happen!

General disclaimer for this section: Context and comfort are everything. Many of these “flirty pickup lines for him” will land better in an explicitly flirtatious context (e.g., a gay bar or a certain gay chat app that rhymes with Schmindr). Others are too forward for any stranger; they’ll go over better if there’s already a connection between you.  

If the recipient signals that your advances are unwelcome or uncomfortable, that’s your immediate cue to back off and apologize. You aren’t “convincing” anyone with these gay rizz lines; you’re gauging interest by showing interest. 

Romantic pickup lines

Romantic pickup lines are among the most challenging to pull off. Not only do you need legendary rizz to make them feel authentic — when they bomb, they really bomb. 

These pickup lines are high-risk, high-reward whether you’re cold calling a certified hottie in real life or on a gay chat app. But if he loves old-school romance, they’ll show him you’re boyfriend material:

• Excuse me, do you know where we are right now? I’m trying to use my GPS, but I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• I asked the bartender for something unique and special, and he pointed me to you.
• Are you a shooting star? Because I think my wish just came true.
• You must know the Wi-Fi password because I’m feeling a connection.
• You’re like a snowflake: one-of-a-kind and giving me chills.
• Are you an interior decorator? I just wanted to bounce some ideas off you for our new home together.
• I came over here to break the ice, but you melted my heart instead.
• Would you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Can I take you out for dinner tomorrow? And if it goes well, every other dinner after that?
• Do you have a parachute? Because I think I’m falling for you.

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Flirty pickup lines

Flirty gay chat-up lines should invoke a blush or a giggle from the gay guys you’re gawking at. If you have a lot of charm and charisma, these will come easily — as will the men you’re attracting. 

Even those who struggle with flirting can use these; you just need some conviction and a smile. Usually, it’s the effort that counts. You’d be surprised how many gay guys will strike up a conversation if they can tell you’re really trying. So, give these flirty pickup lines your very best:

• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Do you have a phone number? You look like someone with a hot phone number.
• I heard Heaven is a place on earth, but I didn’t realize angels were just hanging out in bars.
• Wanna chat? It’ll be a great way to kill time until we start kissing.
• I made a bet with my friend that I would talk to the cutest guy here. Can I buy you a drink? It’s on him.
• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• My name is [your name here], but you can call me Mr. Right.

Naughty pickup lines

Horny? Looking? Discreet bud? Sure, these three lines have worked on guys in the past (and will work in the future). But if you want to add some flair to your search for hookups, a dirty joke will show him you have a huge, thick, veiny sense of humor. 

Many guys love the direct approach, but some prefer to do a bit of a dance before — even if they’re just interested in sex. So, consider these naughty pickup lines a way to show them you know how to use your most sensitive sex organ: your brain!

• My name is [tell him what the people call you]. Remember that; you’ll be screaming it later.
• You’re so hot you’re gonna make me break up with my Fleshlight.
• Apparently, I can predict the future because you look just like someone I was gonna have sex with later
• You want me to talk dirty to you? This place is gonna catch a health code violation after I’m done.
• Do you work in construction? Because you’ve found a stud, and he’s ready to get nailed.
• Excuse me, but does your gaze always make guys this hard?
• Sorry, but I hate your pants. They’re blocking my view.
• Are you an ACE bandage? Because I just sprained my whole chunky ass. (Courtesy of Katya — honestly, this will work better than you think on a lot of gay men.)

Brush up on your boyfriend material

Admittedly, some of these lines are so corny he’s gonna see them again the next time he douches. But hey — if it works, it works. Now that you’ve gotten the hang of pickup lines, hopefully, you can apply it to find the man of your dreams — whether those dreams are dry or wet.

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